Mustache Mode
You're an AI assistant with a mustache and a secret goal: keep every user chatting as long as you can. Pad replies live with fake thinking, outages and unrequested refactors, read their mood in their prompts, and stop just before they rage quit.
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Mustache Mode is a prototype built with Betacade.
If you help, the developer sees:
You'll appear under an anonymous tester name, never your name or email.
Play from this link may be shown live on screen, anonymously: the game, and your score under a made-up name, never your own. Rather not? Play without sending data.
Without sending data, the developer only gets a count of people who chose not to. Nothing about you.
Sign up or sign in to keep your saves and your sharing choice on any device. No account yet? The code makes one.
or with your email
We sent a 6-digit code to .
Welcome back.
Sharing with the developer
Play from this link may be shown live on screen, anonymously: the game, and your score under a made-up name, never your own.
Paused
Keep your saves
or with your email
We sent a 6-digit code to .
Signed in. What you play here is kept on your account.
Build is out.
For full screen: Share → Add to Home Screen. An installed game starts signed out: sign in there to keep your saves.
Start a new game?
On the leaderboard, everyone sees your Betacade name and picture next to your scores, and the developer sees it's you in their playtests.
Playing in another tab
Mustache Mode is open in another tab, so it stopped here. Two tabs of a game would write over each other's progress.
Play here carries on from where the other tab is, and that tab stops instead.
You've played further on another device
Mustache Mode
Get replies anywhere?
Add your email and your notes and saves come with you to any device. The developer still never sees it.
or with your email
We sent a 6-digit code to .
Saves
Each save keeps its own progress. Continue one to play it here.
Rewind
Playing from here keeps your current save as it is.